Cover of Lessons in Chemistry

Lessons in Chemistry

by Bonnie Garmus


Genre
Historical Fiction, Humor and Comedy
Year
2022
Pages
401
Contents

Chapter 25: The Average Jane

Overview

Elizabeth’s first taping of Supper at Six goes live without an audience, and she immediately rejects the patronizing set and scripted persona. She addresses housewives seriously, reframes cooking as meaningful work, and debuts a chemical shopping list. The station panics as calls pour in about CH3COOH; Phil demands the show be made “sexy.”

Summary

As the live pilot of Supper at Six begins, Elizabeth walks onstage dressed for work—apron, goggles, pencil, test tubes—and surveys a kitschy, patronizing kitchen. On air, she calls the set “revolting,” asks for Walter, and resists being the “average Jane.” After a quick offstage clash, she returns, refusing to play along.

Ignoring cue cards, Elizabeth tells viewers to disregard the fixed “Supper at Six” clock and declares that cooking is serious and time is precious. She clears clutter from the counter and makes a pact to produce something that matters—supper. A harried mother, about to switch off, pauses and keeps watching.

Afterward, in the dressing room, Rosa offers quiet support, but Walter confronts Elizabeth for disregarding the script and endangering the show. She refuses to adopt a chirpy persona and reveals she couldn’t read the cards because her conscience wouldn’t allow it. Walter admits he wrote the script; they clash over tone and purpose.

Calls start pouring in about the shopping list Elizabeth ad-libbed in chemical notation, specifically CH3COOH. Elizabeth clarifies it means vinegar and defends the list as useful. Walter, stressed, gets a note from Phil Lebensmal: make it “sexy” and add a cocktail, or else. Elizabeth coolly diagnoses Walter’s slump as the Afternoon Depression Zone.

With the secretaries gone, Walter and Elizabeth field phones together, repeating “Vinegar” to confused viewers. Walter notes he never got a single call on the clown show—a sign that, despite turmoil, Elizabeth’s unscripted approach has struck a nerve.

Who Appears

  • Elizabeth Zott
    Host; rejects the set and script, frames cooking as serious work, debuts chemical shopping list, fields calls.
  • Walter Pine
    Producer; panics during the live pilot, argues over script and tone, answers viewer calls, fears cancellation.
  • Phil Lebensmal
    Station boss; furious about the pilot, orders the show made “sexy” and to include a cocktail.
  • Rosa
    Hair and makeup; quietly supportive, informs Elizabeth of Phil’s anger, says goodbye after the taping.
  • Cameraman
    Runs the live broadcast, signals timing and commercials, watches Elizabeth ignore cue cards.
  • Paula
    Secretary; reports viewer calls and leaves Walter to answer phones late.
  • Second secretary
    Delivers Phil’s message to fix the show and make it “sexy,” then departs.
  • Petey’s mother
    Harried viewer; almost turns off the TV, then stays after Elizabeth’s appeal to women’s work.
  • Petey
    Bored child viewer whose complaint brings his mother to the TV during the pilot.
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