Remarkably Bright Creatures
by Shelby Van Pelt
Contents
Day 1,341 of My Captivity
Overview
Marcellus reflects on deception in nature and the human habit of joking. A visiting father tells a macabre dad joke whose punchline—it won’t be long now—mirrors Marcellus’s failing strength. He senses his camouflage and cells failing and anticipates the coming month may be his last.
Summary
Marcellus opens by asserting that sea creatures routinely deceive to survive, citing the anglerfish’s lure, seahorses mimicking kelp, and blennies impersonating cleaners. He includes his own fading camouflage in this taxonomy of lies, noting it has become increasingly difficult to match his surroundings.
He contrasts survival deceit with human jokes, which twist truth for entertainment. At his tank, a father delivers a joke to his young child about a tiger whose tail meets a lawn mower, culminating in the punch line: it won’t be long now. Marcellus cannot laugh, yet he finds the timing and wordplay clever.
The joke’s refrain triggers self-assessment: Marcellus feels his cells weakening and recognizes a steep physical decline. He anticipates Terry flipping the wall calendar tomorrow and wonders if it will be the last month he notices. Accepting that the end is near, he frames the joke’s grim line as a succinct forecast of his own mortality.
Who Appears
- MarcellusNarrator; contemplates deceit, hears a dad joke, and feels life waning as camouflage and strength fade.
- Visiting fatherTells the lawn-mower tiger joke that prompts Marcellus to confront his mortality.
- Child visitorResponds to the father’s setup and hears the punchline; catalyst for Marcellus’s reflection.
- TerryAquarium staffer with the wall calendar; a time marker Marcellus may see for the last time.